Pork Smuggling

We've smuggled pork into the country various ways-20 lbs in the checked baggage, some high quality smoked cuts in the carry-on baggage-but today we received a spiral cut honey ham and some pork beans through the mail. The greatest part? The boxes said "Burgers Smokehouse" in large print on the sides of both boxes. I think the blatant approach worked. I can see the guy in customs checking in the boxes thinking, "surely they're not that stupid." Maybe he gave us credit for being so bold....or pitied us for being so ridiculous. I was about to make reservations at one of the hotels for Christmas day dinner. No need for that. We've got pork.