They'll take your "10 miles, uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes" and raise you 110 degrees in the desert in a dress.

I can't make this stuff up.

The item with the photo was from the "Question of Culture" section of the local paper. I think he pretty much nails the mindset. The receipt is from the ag souk where you go to buy cheap plants, pots, etc. Do you think he ment Clematis?